"This is a parody of the legendary classic spy song "Secret Agent Man". It takes aim at the flood of comment spam that popular videos receive on YouTube.

Secret Agent Man: http://www.johnnyrivers.com/

UPDATE: Hey all. Since I hit the Most Viewed page the spammers showed up right on schedule. I'm sure at this point it's a "bot" posting that stuff. I'm leaving the spam up as hilarious proof of what my video is saying."

LYRICS:

Today I watched a video on YouTube
And there was comment spam left by some new boob
A movie I won't watch
I'd rather grab my crotch
Reply, Delete, then Block
Is what I'll do

YouTube Comment Spam
YouTube Comment Spam
They've given you a PC
And taken away your brain

Every vid I see that's marked as Most Viewed
Has comment spam so thick I think I might spew
So take your survey please
And ram it between your knees
I'd rather kiss a pig or hump a mongoose

YouTube Comment Spam
YouTube Comment Spam
They've given you a PC
And taken away your brain